Recipe for Embarrasment

Ingredients:
1 Woman in husband's unit that you haven't met before
2 hour playdate at her house
2 toddlers
2 babies
7 ml Amoxicillin (antibiotic for ear infection)
1/2 bag cranberries (eaten in under 1 minute)
30 seconds of potty time (instead of requisite 3 minutes), an hour before playdate
A dash of laziness (let him stand up and pee instead of making him sit)
A sprinkle of forgetfulness (that he didn't have his usual time on the pot)

Directions:
Add all of the ingredients into a bowl and wait approximately one hour. It's important to have the potty training conversation early in the visit so that she will know that Caleb is indeed trained, even though he still has pee accidents every once and a while. Play with your baby, help the toddlers get along and talk nicely as you get to know each other. When your new acquaintance points to a blob on her floor and asks, "What is that?" Say, "I have no idea." Grab your poopy baby boy and run out of the door.

Okay I didn't run out, but I wanted to. Apparently the antibiotic makes some people have diarrhea. This would've been a good time for Caleb to wear training pants instead of undies. I had a change of clothes for Caleb and when we ended the visit, she invited us back over. But how horrible! I was the Mom with the poopy kid! Ew! Caleb seriously hasn't pooed his pants in a year, and then this. Thankfully the amoxicillin has lost it's sting and there've been no more issues. With all of my romantic ideas of motherhood, this is definitely not what I thought my life would look like. Oh well. Life goes on. Poop goes in the potty.