Conversations with a 2 year old

After putting in his eye drops:
"I'm scared my eyebrows." -Caleb

The difference between boys and girls.
"Ellie wears panties? I wear panties?" - Caleb
-No, Caleb, you wear undies. Boys wear undies, like Dada, and PopPop, and Mr. Riley.
"I wear undies."
-Yes.
"You wear undies, Mama?"
-No, I wear panties.
"Miss Michelle wear panties?"
Yes.

What do you want to be when you grow up, Caleb?
After thinking about it for a couple of minutes, Caleb said, "Choo Choo! I be a choo-choo I grow up."

First thing he said when he woke up yesterday morning:
"I get up my nap. I play me new ball from Target. Yay! Great!"

At the cash register at the commissary: "I need a credit card."

After finding raisins in his oatmeal this morning: "Oh look, raisin! Oatmeal, I love it!"

"When Dada comes back in June, I ride his bike, his helmet." (Parked next to Kevin's bike, the tricycle just isn't as cool as it used to be.)